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20,000 steps in the park. Soggy shorts. Skin on fire. We've been there, and we vowed never again.

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Super excited for a natural and effective way to fight the "Disney Waddle".

- Katie

Finally a cure for Disney waddle, by Disney adults!!! I'm In!

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So excited about this!!! Such a great idea and can't wait to try this!!!

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WE'RE NOT A BALM. WE'RE A SMOOTHMENT.

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SOLO CHAPPY - COMING SOON!

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SOLO CHAPPY - COMING SOON!

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THE TAG TEAM - COMING SOON!

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THE TAG TEAM - COMING SOON!

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THIGH SAVING TRIO - COMING SOON!

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THIGH SAVING TRIO - COMING SOON!

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