

YOU KNOW THE WALK.
20,000 steps in the park. Soggy shorts. Skin on fire. We've been there, and we vowed never again.

Super excited for a natural and effective way to fight the "Disney Waddle".
- Katie

Finally a cure for Disney waddle, by Disney adults!!! I'm In!
- Christine

So excited about this!!! Such a great idea and can't wait to try this!!!
- Melissa
WE'RE NOT A BALM. WE'RE A SMOOTHMENT.
JOIN THE SMOOTHMENT.
Get first dibs when we drop. No chafe. No spam.

SHIPS FAST
Ships in 1-3 days from Texas

NATURE POWERED
Zero weird stuff. Just nature.

MADE FOR MAGICAL DAYS
20,000+ steps of friction-free fun.

NOT ALL BALMS ARE CREATED EQUAL.
The other guys (and gals) may claim to be clean, but what does that really mean?